New Movie Idea

July 1, 2010

Since Hollywood is presently obsessed with remaking crap from the 1980s, I have an idea I’m sure will be a blockbuster: it’s a Lethal Weapon reunion. In it, Danny Glover rapes Mel Gibson’s whore of a girlfriend. Joe Pesce jacks off in the background. I wonder if I can pitch this to Dreamworks…


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