There is a new girl…

… And this time I mean new. Not some chick from the past I dug up and started fucking again…

And it’s different this time. She’s great. We have a lot of the same values, we get along great, blah blah blah. And the sex is awesome. I know it’s cliche, but she really makes me feel young again. Better than I was when I was young (because that was Hell).

Anyway it’s pretty good. Things are going kinda fast and we both realize that so we’re trying to put on the breaks. The distance helps… oh, did I mention it’s long-distance? But it’s cool, because we have a plan. It’s just that we haven’t talked about it yet.

Anyway, that’s all I really have to say because I actually don’t like talking about her. I was gonna keep it a secret but this is a pseudo-anonymous blog so…

Why the secrecy? I dunno. I usually don’t talk much about my relationships until after they’re over with anyway. But I had to say something because I get the feeling this one is going to be around for a while…

Take My Cat, Please!

I’ve had my cat for nearly nine years and I have to say it has never really been a great experience for me. When she was a kitten she used to climb the walls, run madly around the house and scratch up my carpet and furniture. It was driving me crazy. At one point I had attempted to return her from the shelter I got it from, but I some how allowed them to talk me out of it. She also likes to chew wires. She has cost me so much money on cell phone chargers, speaker wire, laptop power supplies, headphones, whatever she can get her teeth on. I can’t tell you how many cell phone chargers I’ve replaced over the years. I try to keep wires out of her reach, but sometimes I forget. And later I come home to find something of value destroyed.

Now that she’s older, she doesn’t run around the house or scratch on walls much anymore. But her old age has introduced new issues. Now, for reasons unknown to me, she meows and whines whenever it’s dark and the lights are off. At first I thought she was having nightmares and was “crying” in her sleep. But when I check she’s wide awake. She doesn’t do it when I’m present, only when I leave the room and turn the lights off. I have no idea why she does it or how to make it stop. It’s so annoying. And recently I’ve discovered another issue. She’s now wiping herself on my carpet. It’s disgusting. I never see her when she’s doing it, but I can smell it when she’s done, and then I have to go and clean it up.

She’s driving me mad. I can’t even stand to look at her anymore. Now I’m not the kind of person who would take a pet and drop it off on the side of the road, but I have to admit I do think about it. For now I’m just hoping she runs off or kicks the bucket soon. It’s been nine long years. I’ve never even had a relationship with a human last that long and I have to admit I’m ready for her to go. I hate my cat.

Blown

So why do girls do this? I met this girl online. She’s not really my type but she showed an interest in me. So I think you never know, right? I remember the first time we talked on the phone. It went pretty decent. I offered to meet her that night. She said it was too late and her hair is a mess, but maybe Thursday. Ok that’s cool, right. So Thursday comes. She’s supposed to get her hair done that day, but afterward we’re supposed to meet. But she never gets back to me. It’s only later she explains that her hair appointment took longer than anticipated. Ok I’m not a girl so I don’t really understand that, but I let that go.

Skip to tonight. We agreed we’d meet tonight. I was supposed to call her. I called her at 6:00. She didn’t answer. I left a message. She never called back. Ok so this is the third time I got blown off. She’s not interested. I can understand that. But how about a “not interested” message? Don’t say you wanna meet and then blow me off. The Bible has a word for that… I think it’s “cunt” or something like that. Be an adult. Say you’re not interested. Don’t wast my fucking time.

I started looking for jobs. I’ve been getting a lot of calls and emails and stuff, but so far nothing concrete. It’s only been a couple of week though, so I’m not discouraged yet. Besides I’m not totally convinced I’m ready to go back to work.

Do cats prefer the smell of aloe or fart?: Monogamy

Late this morning I got into the shower, bathing myself with water that’s way too hot for way to long. But what can I say; it’s one of the few pleasures I get out of life.

In the shower I began to think about pas friendships and I realized something I hadn’t before. At first I thought I might be wrong, but the more I think about it the more I’m convinced. When it comes to friendships I am monogamous. It sounds kinda absurd but it’s true…

It’s ok. She fell down some stairs…

In November, after Nao (TS) and I broke things off I started talking with this one lady online. From the start it appeared that she was not my type. Everything from the start seemed like “bad news”, but I kept talking with her because you never know right?

We really didn’t talk much. Just a phone call every now and then. There were no “sparks” or whatever. But we talked on the phone the night before last and I felt maybe things weren’t going that well because I wasn’t putting enough effort into it. So I decided to call her two nights in a row.

So I called her again last night. The conversation went ok. No problem communicating. But does she really say anything that I want to hear and vice-versa? We started talking about movies, one of my passions. I like movies, but I like good movies which, in my opinion, are few and far between. This is a sensitive issue for me, so I got a weird feeling when she recommended a movie to me.